My mom is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
-My mom is so poor she uses cheerios as earings
-My mom is so poor the ducks throw bread at her
-My mom is so poor she walks the road with one shoe and if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says no, I found one
-Your mom is so poor she can't even pay attention
-Cartman's mom is poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers
-My mom is so poor that when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps
-My mama is poor she opened a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
-My mom is so poor that when she gets mad she can't afford to fly off the handle so she has to greyhound of the handle
-His mom is so poor she cuts coupons just to be institutionalized
-My mom is so poor she uses cheerios as earings
-My mom is so poor the ducks throw bread at her
-My mom is so poor she walks the road with one shoe and if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says no, I found one
-Your mom is so poor she can't even pay attention
-Cartman's mom is poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers
-My mom is so poor that when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps
-My mama is poor she opened a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
-My mom is so poor that when she gets mad she can't afford to fly off the handle so she has to greyhound of the handle
-His mom is so poor she cuts coupons just to be institutionalized
