I killed myself about five years ago in an act of desperation, but God sent me back. Well, I was about 15 when I killed myself in 2008. God sent me back to 2005, but he erased my memory of the period 2005 - 2008 in the primary universe. Everything played out exactly the same in this secondary universe however. When I got to that day in October 2008 when I was supposed to kill myself, God made me remember EVERYTHING in order to prevent me from killing myself, which I was about to do again. All of these memories infused into me, plus me not killing myself, created an alternate, tangent universe in which we all live right now.
Sorry about that guys. Your lives may have turned out differently if it weren't for me, since I created a parallel universe. Probably not though, since I never met you and thus the change in me wouldn't really affect you. Unless I met someone who met someone who met someone who met you. Oh. My. God. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?