So i will start of by telling that my English isn't the best, so I hope you still get a meaning out of my story.
So, today i had to do a presentation that i had been so nervous for in a while.
I am a stuttere so that makes it even worse. So, i googled "how to relax when doing a presentation" and someone had this crazy idea that you could relax and speak almost fluently by becoming drunk. My plans was to buy some propranolol pills, but they need a prescription, and I didn't want my parents to know, so becoming drunk was my option. So, the morning I had to do the presentation, i took some of my parents vodka bottles and drank 3 and a half shots. In my school bag i had 2 beer's that i drank before school.When I went to school i could not feel anything, but suddenly it struck! I forgot everything about being nervous and aced my presentation 100%:clap . And to my suprise I almost didn't stutter, and i knew what a had to say because i practiced it yesterday. But ofcourse there are the aftereffects. My head started to spin an the only thing i wanted, was to lay down and take a nap. That **** lastet for about 1 hour, and then it stopped. No one could smell alcohol, exept my best freind. I said to him that i drink a vitamin drink every morning before school and it smells like whisky. Now i am sitting here and writing this in my bed (i feel a bit sick). I know it is stupid, and i dont want to hear any stupid comments about you shouldn't drink, because i know it's bad.
But i can recommend getting drunk before a presentation( ONLY IF YOU A DESPERATE). Just drink slowly and don't swallow to beers in 2 minutes like i did(that was probably why i have such a headache)
I would like to hear if anyone have done the same?
P.s I dont drink and i aint an alcoholic, at that time it seemed like the only option.
I will try to do it without getting drunk next time.
Hope you enjoyed
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So, today i had to do a presentation that i had been so nervous for in a while.
I am a stuttere so that makes it even worse. So, i googled "how to relax when doing a presentation" and someone had this crazy idea that you could relax and speak almost fluently by becoming drunk. My plans was to buy some propranolol pills, but they need a prescription, and I didn't want my parents to know, so becoming drunk was my option. So, the morning I had to do the presentation, i took some of my parents vodka bottles and drank 3 and a half shots. In my school bag i had 2 beer's that i drank before school.When I went to school i could not feel anything, but suddenly it struck! I forgot everything about being nervous and aced my presentation 100%:clap . And to my suprise I almost didn't stutter, and i knew what a had to say because i practiced it yesterday. But ofcourse there are the aftereffects. My head started to spin an the only thing i wanted, was to lay down and take a nap. That **** lastet for about 1 hour, and then it stopped. No one could smell alcohol, exept my best freind. I said to him that i drink a vitamin drink every morning before school and it smells like whisky. Now i am sitting here and writing this in my bed (i feel a bit sick). I know it is stupid, and i dont want to hear any stupid comments about you shouldn't drink, because i know it's bad.
But i can recommend getting drunk before a presentation( ONLY IF YOU A DESPERATE). Just drink slowly and don't swallow to beers in 2 minutes like i did(that was probably why i have such a headache)
I would like to hear if anyone have done the same?
P.s I dont drink and i aint an alcoholic, at that time it seemed like the only option.
I will try to do it without getting drunk next time.
Hope you enjoyed
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