Be back in a bit, need a cold shower...

 

That woman's butt is too small. I've seen better.

 

This

 

i thought i would of won 4sure

 

Why did not you already posted yours?

 

white people :lol

 

what a travesty

 

completely disagree, they're decent but not world's best.

even i got a better tush then that guy

 

Bam.

Seymour Skinner comes in second.

 

I ... I want to touch it. :cry

 

^^ Dang, you could bounce a quarter off that thing and get back 50¢.

 

Still prefer hers

 

8/10 biurifuly sculpted

wud look again

 

The woman's *** is too small.

 

yeah, they resemble something of a CD case.

*EDIT* I just realized that my icon looks like it wants to grab the asses in this thread.

 

A lot of butt hate going on here that I did not expect. To each their own I guess.

 

They're just jelly.

 

Entering into the next one, I would have totally won that.

 

Meh, that's not the best man booty I've seen. What kind of guy wears Sloggis, anyway.

 

Okay someone had to do it:

 

The woman's doesn't look so bad. :yes

 

I have judged many beautiful butt competitions in my day and have a plethora of experience in this area that makes me qualified to give my expert opinion on this matter. And well according to my analysis and statistical data, Andressa Soares still has the GOAT ass in the world as of April 2013. She got back her crown from Elle Varner who got the title after her performance at the 2012 BET awards.

- Eastwinds, Chief Operating Officer and Head of the Highly Esteemed SAS GOAT Asses Judges Committee

:yes

 

I've seen better.

 

 

I mean the one to the left.

 

 

 

Hers is a bit flat, I've seen better. (On the internet)

 

This thread is making me hate my butt </3

 

aw, just remember every butt has its own special place in our world.