steelmyhead· fellow human
Like this?I shall supply the ragtime music, because you can't have a fight without ragtime music.
oh that sounds niceI'm making marzipan and lemonaid for after the fight.
The red kind? NO! MUHAHAHAHAHAAHA! :evilPeople are going to be hungry. Does meatballs sauce come off polyester easy?
Well if we don't use foodstuffs that stain, you can wear it. No tomato sauce then.I had this nice polyester vest I wanted to wear, but it looks like it's not going to happen. Another thing to add to my list of shattered dreams.
What if people punch soft? I mean, do they really have to hit someone so hard that it draws blood? What if they use those huge over-sized clown boxing gloves? Then it won't be so bloody, but comedic at the same time. They can fight in those inflatables party castles.