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Will you join my fight club?

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Divide and conquer. I shall throw a party with plenty of food. I shall start political and religious trivial pursuit board games with a supposed eventual master final match that will never materialize, but with have special sneaky people who are double secret super expert food fight throwers hiding in the shadows. It shall cause confusion and more food fighting and I shall stay out of the whole thing, except threaten to call the police now and then who will eventually show up and are really out-of-work actor and actress friends that have flown in for the weekend to say hello and exchange pleasantries with.
 

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Yes! That's perfect. See, you do have skills in this area. I can already see the meatballs flying across the room with such pizazz and grace. And the red sauce too. Brings a tear to my eye
 

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Ok, ok I'll get serious. Well I've never been in a real fight in my life so I'll have to theorize...ahem. Fighting style? Jake the Muss, bwahahaha. Just once I wanna say that in real life. But in reality I'd be more of an Urkel-esque fighter. Not Bruce Lee Urkel, just Urkel.

Jake the Muss (oh look its Jango Fett.. yea yea):

Bruce Urkel :lol:
 

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I had this nice polyester vest I wanted to wear, but it looks like it's not going to happen. Another thing to add to my list of shattered dreams.

What if people punch soft? I mean, do they really have to hit someone so hard that it draws blood? What if they use those huge over-sized clown boxing gloves? Then it won't be so bloody, but comedic at the same time. They can fight in those inflatables party castles.
Well if we don't use foodstuffs that stain, you can wear it. No tomato sauce then.

Food is thrown only as a weapon and no real fighting happening usually. No blood drawn. People only threaten that as their clothes get ruined but rarely does it ever escalate. Sometimes people temporarily lose thier vision however at worst with the food flying but it comes back. Actually that's one way to prevent an actual fight. To hit someone in the face with cake where they can't see you to hit you :D
 

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Food fighting and ragtime music, sure I'll join. I'll bring the water balloons and lemonade. :)
 
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