Meaning of Life - Life has no meaning
Stone Henge/Easter Island Heads - Bunch of rocks who gives a ****
Pyramids - Some crap in a desert who cares
Origin of the Universe - Doesn't really help to know
Where does the dryer hide the socks - My socks go missing so naturally this is important!
Why TV remotes teleport around the room without you touching them. As well as how things manage to hide when you tear apart the entire house looking for them then turn up in a spot you've already checked as soon as you buy a new one.