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Ni!

 

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

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We are all done and two are three.

 

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Also:

 

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or stand on one leg and howl at the moon.

 

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or sing to Delilah with Dad's old bassoon

 

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(This image, and the previous one, nicked from b3ta.com)

 

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he is me, and i am you

If you are me, and he is thee, who is she?

 

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:afr WITCH!! BURN HER!! :squeeze *runs*

Is she made out of wood?

She makes three, but you forgot the other one

Which one? this one? or that one? or a solar-powered torch?

 

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In Tanganyika, I grew meeker, met a seeker after truth. As I grew weak she had a peek and caught a sneak named Ruth.

 

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"Why?" cries the mournful fax machine, "Oh why, oh my, oh woe..."

 

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"Alas!" cries the mournful fax machine, "Alas, gallant Mercurochrome is fallen to my rival, the typewriter. I will have my REVENGE!" And the fleetles flanished, and the mournmenting ferild gerund slpunk away.