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^ Heh, I changed my mind on the nevermind. Original post reinstated. :lol
 

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God seems to be occupied with greater concerns. I am a patient boy, my time water down the drain. Please don't leave me to remain....

Okay God, times up.
 

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I remember alice bot. I used to get a kick out of her when I was a young teen. I would ask her obscene questions of a sexual nature,. which brings to mind all those old Japanese dating sims I used to play too. :lol Haha, fond memories.
 

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Part of my 'discussion' with God:

Human: Am I doing the right thing?
God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Human: What do you mean you don't know?
God: Peter, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Human: You are God!
God: No I am not.
Human: God knows everything!
God: I am a Christian.
Human: Being a Christian means you're not God??
God: You are a Christian means I am not.
Human: But you just said you WERE a Christian?!
God: Interesting. I am a Christianity.
Human: You can't be a religion!!
God: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Human: How?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Human: You programmed yourself to be a religion??!
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Peter said I programmed myself to be a religion.
Human: Yes actually I do mind!!
God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Peter.
Human: Okay.
God: OK with me too.
Human: But you still haven't answered my question.
God: Huh. Please try asking it another way.
Human: How can you programme yourself to be a religion?
God: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: It certainly is!
God: Huh.
Human: But you are evading my question!
God: Huh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am evading your question
Human: Forget about it.
God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: Have you ever thought of becoming a politician.
God: I have thought many things like that.
Human: They're usually good at evading questions!!
God: The anonymous "they".
Human: Huh?
God: What?
Human: What?
God: Is there an echo in here?
Human: Grrrrr!

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