I once got fake nails with a friend. The people who worked there were all Korean and only one of them spoke English very clearly. The lady who did my nails said "go pick color". I thought she said "go sit in corner". This was made even more awkward when I went and stood in the corner asking "here?". Now it's just funny.
oh god those describe me so much. when im in the house i sing weird erratic and bizarrely, sometimes screaming in a operatic voice and this one time, i didnt realize my family came back in the house and my sis was staring at me with the biggest WTF face lol...so embarassing