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MayTheForceBeWithYou
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Sleep Doesn't Seem Like a Priority With the Expose LED Bed
Source: http://gizmodo.com/5400484/sleep-doesnt-seem-like-a-priority-with-the-expose-led-bed


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My guess is that sleep isn't the priority when you own the Expose LED line of bedroom furniture. I'm surprised there's no waterbed option.

I suppose this is the right bed for you if you prefer to pleasure partners like you're a character in a supernatural slasher film or in an '80s metal music video-but I digress. The bed, nightstand and wall lamp combo are handcrafted from rotten teak planks, which provides ideal cavities to embed LEDs (a clear epoxy material generates the light color effect). Guys with little taste and lots of money can score a set for $7,500
 

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Frostie
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That looks like the kind of bed Mystery, the "Pickup Artist" would have.

Actually, as an art piece I like it. Not something I want to have in my house, though.
 

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Done with SA
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For some reason... that bed screams 'never go into a bedroom with that in it, in fact run out of the house and don't look back' at me.
 
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