[B_Mamba]

I will start a line and everyone must reply in rhyme with the last word of the sentence. Understood?
Here we go,

There was a man who likes to eat......

 

[Amocholes]

he likes to eat? Why not some meat?

 

[Jnmcda0]

Meat is quite a tasty treat.

(I was going to say "But he ate so much meat he had to take a sheet" )

 

[JohnnyEnnui]

To digest it is quite a feat.

 

[omgnoudidnt]

So you might as well take a seat.

 

[Jnmcda0]

What would you like with your meat? How 'bout some wheat?

 

[OnyxHeart]

Ah, some wheat, some wheat
Will make my meal complete

 

[David1976]

Yuck, this wheat taste like reinforced concrete.

 

[malcman]

For some reason it makes me feel as if I should wet my feet.

 

[Amocholes]

It is better to have wet feet than a wet seat!

 

[Jnmcda0]

Wet feet are sweet in the hot summer heat.

 

[David1976]

What's really neat is a wet parakeet.

 

[millenniumman75]

Wait a minute.....

I will start a line and everyone must reply in rhyme with the last word of the sentence. Understood?
Here we go,

There was a man who likes to eat......

We are supposed to start out a new sentence with a rhyme of the previous sentence's last word?

Boy, is my face red as a beet!

 

[Jnmcda0]

Red as a beet? Don't worry about your lack of conceit.

 

[ghostgurl]

For surely you are a great person to meet

 

[Atticus]

as long as the meeting is quick and discrete

 

[Bon1]

discrete would be a feet

 

[kikachuck]

only for the elite.

 

[ninjamonkey]

the elite come replete
with their hands upon an udder's...um, never mind, delete, delete

 

[Anxiety75]

is this all going to repeat....(?)