[uranage]

Subject says all.

"You think anybody wants to take a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys! FORGET ABOUT IT!"

"Napolean don't be jealous cuz' I've been chatting with babes all day. And besides we all know I am training to become a cage fighter."

 

[Wanting_To_Be_Better]

Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand one word you just said

and


Napoleon: Skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends with great skills.

 

[ghostgurl]

Oh there's a million of them.

"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
"Whatever I feel like I want to do! Gosh!"
"But my lips hurt real bad!"
"Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?"
"Maybe I will, Gosh!"
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "Yeah right Napoleon, like anyone could know that."
"A Freakin' 12 gage what do you think?"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're really not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"A Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food!"(this one's my favorite I think :lol )
"It's a time machine Napoleon. He bought it online." "Yeah, right." "It works Napoleon. You don't even know."(I like this one too)

:rofl

 

[donniedarko]

Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
[Through gritted teeth]

Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.

Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

 

[Yellowbunny]

but my lips hurt real bad!

 

[Babygirly]

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

 

[eyeguess]

Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

 

[Mellah]

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like doing. Gosh!


:lol That's my favorite, makes me laugh everytime!


I also love

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

and

Napoleon: Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food! :haha

 

[eyeguess]

I like when uncle Rico says "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" :haha

then he's like "if Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt no doubt in my mind."

then he takes Kip's beef and says "watch this" and throws it a Napoleon and he's like "what was that for?"

 

[dax]

Don: Step up Napoleon

Napoleon: Yeah Right! Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?