I hearby protest you and your lameness. Liberal or conservative, gay or straight, Democrat or Republican, hamster or snake... you ruin everything. You don't even ruin everything. You already did because you were born that way, don't drink enough alcohol or get out enough, or you flip the channel when the Simpsons (pre-suck period) are on because Friends or Scrubs is more appealing. You make life not fun. I can't pee in public because of you. I can't say offensive things. We can't have normal discussions on the internet because of you. You have to get all up in your panties just to prevent a few of your even more easily offended friends from having to take a deep breath. Thanks for making everything suck!