[Billwhite52]

something to say to people. Like most of the people I know alwayas ask me who was the last girl u went out with or w/e. or say u ever had a girlfriend. some even say ur a virgin arent u and **** to me cuz they ask me if i am. i alwayas try and get away with it by changing the subject. truth is i nvr had a girlfriend which means i am also a virgin.. thing is i need to know what to say to people when they ask me if i ever had a girlfriend. Like i need to bull**** them because they make fun of me and ****... and i just go along with it.


any advice on what i can say ?

 

[Madison_Rose]

If they're being cheeky, say "It's none of your business."
If they're not being cheeky, maybe say "I haven't met the right girl yet."

 

[erdecis]

"I just haven't met the right girl yet" maybe?

 

[erdecis]

If they're being cheeky, say "It's none of your business."
If they're not being cheeky, maybe say "I haven't met the right girl yet."

ah, you've beat me to the punch... great minds think alike?

 

[Bredwh]

I always admit it if asked something like this. It depends how you say it. No one has made fun of me when I admit it. For example-

"Who was the last girl you went out with?"
No one. (Or I might say "Your mom", because it's such a perfect opening. [I mean a perfect opportunity to say that, not your mom has a perfect...uh.:doh])

"You ever had a girlfriend?"
Nope. (Or "Your mom" again. Man, I'm really feeling "Your mom" tonight. [Dammit that didn't sound right either.:fall])

"You're a virgin aren't you."
Yep.

A bad way would be like-
"I, uh, never, you know found a girl to, uh, you know, uh..."
Getting quieter as you go, until you're muttering.

Project confidence and that you don't care what they think about it. I know that's hard for for someone with SA but I just realize it's the truth and I won't gain anything by lying.

 

[Madison_Rose]

And Bredwh gets the Madison_Rose prize for funniest post in ages

 

[Bredwh]

And Bredwh gets the Madison_Rose prize for funniest post in ages

Yeah! It really was unintentional both times but I realized after writing them.

 

[Some Russian Guy]

something to say to people. Like most of the people I know alwayas ask me who was the last girl u went out with or w/e. or say u ever had a girlfriend. some even say ur a virgin arent u and **** to me cuz they ask me if i am. i alwayas try and get away with it by changing the subject. truth is i nvr had a girlfriend which means i am also a virgin.. thing is i need to know what to say to people when they ask me if i ever had a girlfriend. Like i need to bull**** them because they make fun of me and ****... and i just go along with it.

any advice on what i can say ?

ummm, you can pay a prostitute to take your virginity - one problem solved... if you're old enough

 

[alohomora]

Note: These answers may work for like a few seconds. If they were being persistent, I might have to give in eventually. Or I could ask, "Why are you so eager to know? Do you want to go out with me or something?" (if it's a guy) or "Do you have a guy to recommend for me?" (if it's a girl)

Question: Who was the last guy u went out with?
Possible answers:
1. You wouldn't know him
2. I tried to obliviate him from memory. Thx for bringing him up again.
3. You (if I'm talking to a guy)
4. My dad, we went shopping together the other day
5. uh...Joe Smith? (most common name I could think of)
6. The philosophy professor...why do you think I visit him during all his office hours?
7. That dude you keep picking fights with. I never knew he could be so passionate...(I would be careful about saying this...actually, I wouldn't say this)
8. Tom. I was really into him until he got into scientology. I think his last name was Cruise.
9. Jesus Christ, he goes wherever I go
10. I had a hot date with Charles Darwin last night. It was three hours long but all he ever talked about were those stupid finches. Did you do the homework for evolution class by the way? Man, I really have to get going on that assignment. Cya!

Note: If you actually want helpful advice, I would read Madison_Rose or Bredwh.

 

[jblazer]

If they're being cheeky, say "It's none of your business."
If they're not being cheeky, maybe say "I haven't met the right girl yet."

I'll be fair.. the OP sounds like his 15 or something so this will slap him a boring tag right on his face, just joke around, don't get offended when someone asks if you're a virgin.

 

[Prodigal Son]

I always admit it if asked something like this. It depends how you say it. No one has made fun of me when I admit it. For example-

"Who was the last girl you went out with?"
No one. (Or I might say "Your mom", because it's such a perfect opening.

:lol

 

[Crimson]

I don't often get asked personal questions like that. But I usually deal with my insecurity through humor. I have a healthy sense of self-irony, and I can joke around with how pathetic my life is. Me and my brother would always greet each other by saying "Hi, getting any?", and the answer being so obvious that you can only laugh. I guess "your mom" wouldn't work when it's my brother asking

 

[shyvr6]

I always hated those types of questions because if you say it's none of your business, then they are just going to assume that you haven't. What I used to do was just lie about it and give some vague story about a past gf, and then change the subject. After that they usually stopped bothering me about it.

 

[kenny87]

I would just outright admit that I never had one, sometimes I wish people even bothered to care enough to wonder these questions about me, I had had it happen a few times in high school, worse that happens is they get surprised by my answer.