GermanHermit said:This was in my in-tray at the office today. Gave me a good laugh! :lol
(Gawd, how I hate meetings!!!)
Are you lonely???
Don't like working on your own?
Hate making decisions?
Then call a MEETING!!!
You can...
SEE people
DRAW flowcharts
FEEL important
FORM subcommittees
IMPRESS your colleagues
MAKE meaningless recommendations
ALL on COMPANY TIME!!!
MEETINGS...The practical alternative to work!