[Memories of Silence]

What are your misheard song lyrics, and the links so we can hear them?
Some of mine are:

Wrong lyrics: "Daydreaming. We used to be half an iron". (The last minute of the song)

Right lyrics: "Daydreaming. We used to be half alive".

Wrong lyrics: "And she really don't like it. F--- the cash bar".

Right lyrics: "The shareef don't like it. Rockin' the Casbah. Rock the Casbah".

Wrong lyrics: "Hello, hello, hello, hello. Beep, beep".

Right lyrics: "L.O, L.O, L.O, L.O. V. E".

Wrong lyrics: "A chuck of the anchovies in your mama's cuppa".

Right lyrics: "You and your museum of lovers".

Wrong lyrics: "Time goes by. So silly".

Right lyrics: "Time goes by so slowly".

Wrong lyrics: "Come to me, my Swedish friend".

Right lyrics: "Come to me, my sweetest friend".

Wrong lyrics: "Just walking the bird".

Right lyrics: "Just walked in the club".

Wrong lyrics: "Waiting for chihuahua".

Right lyrics: "When it comes to our love".

Wrong lyrics: "Fun fun, fun. Keep the dirty trick or treaters away".

Right lyrics: "Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes the T Bird away".

Wrong lyrics: "She drives like an ape man. She drives like an ape".

Real lyrics: "You drive like an ace now. You drive like an ace".

Wrong lyrics: "Despite all my rage, I am still just a red-headed pain".

Right lyrics: "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage".

Wrong lyrics : "I can't get another new baby".

Right lyrics: "I can't get enough of you, baby".

Wrong lyrics: "She's got both hands in a bucket".

Right lyrics: "She's got both hands in her pockets".

 

[Gojira]

OPEN CONDOM STYLE

 

[The Crimson King]

 

[xxDark Horse]

At 40 seconds, I hear. Face that laughs every time i'm ****ing *****es.

At 1:18. Face that laughs every time they ****ing *****es.

 

[Gojira]

I FEEL IT IN MY BONE, TO MAKE MY SISTER MOAN.

 

[IveGotToast]

I turtle stomp, when you are gone, I turtle stomp.

 

[TheOLDPrince]

"hello hello hello beep beep" :lol

wrong lyrics: I love your farts
correct lyrics: I loved you first

 

[Paperback Writer]

I don't want a brick. You find me sucking dick...

 

[gopherinferno]

hold me closer tony danza

 

[coeur_brise]

Wrong lyrics: Got a long list Starbuck's lovers

Right: Got a long list of ex-lovers.

 

[mixtape]

Wrong: I got my head shaved buying some O J
Right: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet

Wrong chorus:
When I feel nothing at all
And Im pissing on the door

Right chorus:
When I feel heavy-metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles

 

[SaladDays]

old but i found it entertaining nonetheless

 

[BackToThePast]

Bees in the corn? He's in the horn? Peas in the home? Please unicorn, eat chocolate with me? Please Dragonborn, eat tacos with me?

Brings me back so many memories. ;_;

 

[sweetSacrifice]

This

 

[Persephone The Dread]

Not sure if there's a more recent version of this thread but I do this a lot often with disappointing results, don't remember all of them but most recent example (Katatonia, Deliberation):

I am ice, I am clear
Let the world be cold

I heard 'I am clear' as I am queer. Now almost disappointed because first of all it would be weird given the band's image and everything and I like random out of place/incongruent/dissonant stuff (sort of like this cover song I've linked one too many times here, or to a lesser extent In This Moment.) Also thinking about it everyone's queer icons seem to be associated with ice these days lol. (Loki, Elsa.) I think it's just all of the snowflakes building up.

Other examples include Nirvana About a Girl:

I need an easy friend

From childhood onwards I heard 'I need a lizard friend' (apparently other's have heard that too.) It's better with lizards.

 

[blue2]

I remember this song played alot on the radio etc in the mid 90's when it was first released, the chorus of the song & title is "How bizarre" I used to think it was "Helpers are" cause it sounded like that, which ironically was bizarre :lol

 

[aqwsderf]

"I wanna gnaw on you tonight"

 

[veron]

Wrongly heard: "Ride me right like I know you can"
Correct: "Love me right like I know you can"

 

[shyshisho]

My mom played "Simon and Garfunkel's Greatest Hits" a lot when I was a kid. I always misheard the line "God bless you please" from "Mrs. Robinson" as "God bless your peas".

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Bell Biv Devoe - I Thought It Was Me

"Yo, I love bein' a spatula
Ricky said, "Yo, that girl's
A good catch for you"