Sorry, I thought people with SA would have easily understood this. Well:
"dialed but nobody answered, and of course, nobody rang". So I dont have a mobile phone anymore because it was useless to me.
Next: What happens when a mosquito lands on my forearm?
Answer: It takes off immediatley.
Next: What do I do when somebody appears to be greeting me?
Answer: Don't bother, they are greeting the person behind me. (like a thousand times before)
Sorry folks, Just having a not so good day. Thought I would apply some humour according to "murphy's law". I wanted to see if anyone can identity and even add to these scenarios, seeing the funny side of it.