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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay? Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda had refused to remove her hands from her head to unlock them.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over a hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
 

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Ever watch Mythbusters?
 

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It's just a joke. I put it in the Just For Fun forum because it's a joke. There were too many grammatical errors for it to be true, no dateline, nothing to indicate it was true in any way. The bottom line should tell you that, if you missed it thoughout the rest of the joke.
 

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*BONG* This is a Fox News Alert.......The Pillsbury Doughboy has been exonerated for the Grands! biscuit attack on Ms. Linda Burnett at the local market. When asked about this incident and how no charges will be filed, his reply was "hoo-hoooo." :lol
 

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Amocholes said:
Ever watch Mythbusters?
Yeah I saw that mythbusters episode. I thought it was very interesting. Didn't they actually prove a can of biscuits could explode in a hot car? That used to be my favorite show. I don't know why I stopped watching it. But I haven't watched much TV at all since I got my new computer.
 

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How about the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man, millenniumman75? Has he been ruled out as an accomplice to the dastardly deeds plied upon Ms. Linda while she was under the influence of her last bleach job?
 

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the stay puft marshmallow man denies all claims of corroboration with the pilsbury dough boy, despite recent evidence brought forth against him. ms. linda has not yet pressed charges. the pilsbury dough boy was not available for comment at time of press.
 
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