[Cletis]

I don't know!

How do you spend your time on public transport? Do you just sit and think? Sleep? Read? Listen to music?

I don't ride it very often but when I do I stare out the window. :blank

Who are you thinking about right now?

 

[Cletis]

I'm thinking about what i should do with my life and im depressed thinking about it. And also how pissed i am that i just dropped my laptop.

How do you deal with your anger?

Since I've been on Zoloft I hardly get angry anymore.

Ever eaten an insect?

 

[Cletis]

i ate a fly once by accident.

what is your favorite drink?

Coca-Cola

Most embarassing place you've farted?

 

[Cletis]

I just got prescribed zoloft i guess i should try it. Did you get any funny side effects when you first started it?!

You should give it a shot. I had dry mouth, jitters, shakiness, stomach upset, warm tingly sensations on my skin and sexual dysfunction. Everything except the sexual dysfunction went away after 2 - 3 weeks. Start at a low dose and work up. That way you'll keep the side effects to a minimum.

 

[Cletis]

Don't have one and I don't know why.

Is there a mouse in your house?

 

[Cletis]

Yes. I kinda like that rubbery smell.

Have you ever been stranded somewhere?

 

[Cletis]

No. It's very quiet. You can hardly hear it when it's running.

Have you ever had a sebaceous cyst?

 

[Cletis]

Yes. That's happened many times but I can't recall a specific instance offhand.

How do you think Chuck Norris would have reacted if Will Smith slapped him?

 

[Cletis]

A couple of rib bones from a Woolly Mammoth. They're around 50,000 years old.

Have you ever had any major dental work?

 

[Cletis]

Blue

Has anybody ever mistaken you for one of their relatives?

 

[Cletis]

I have no clue. The Governor is not up for election this year in our state.

Do you hum to yourself sometimes?

 

[Cletis]

No

Are you concerned about Tom and Gisele's marriage? 😕

 

[Cletis]

Probably not.

Do you like crab legs?

 

[Cletis]

I think so.

Do you own any old Playboy magazines?

 

[Cletis]

Yes, I had Covid in May.

I had 2 Moderna shots last year so maybe that helped make my case more mild than most. It started like a typical cold/ flu - sore throat, headache, cough, not much congestion, though. Then it disappeared for a few days. I thought, "that was quick". Then, several days later it hit hard - sore throat, chills, fatigue, body aches, cough. The worst part was the cough, it was relentless and lasted weeks. I only had a slight loss of taste and smell. Took my sense of smell several weeks to get back to normal but taste returned quickly. Again, I think the vaccine made my case a bit milder.

Who do you think will be the national champion in football this year?

 

[Cletis]

Yesterday. I drink Diet Coke/Coke Zero all the time.

Do you have a celebrity crush?

 

[Cletis]

No.

Are you planning on making any major purchases in the near future?

 

[Cletis]

No

Are you a compulsive shopper?

 

[Cletis]

Yes. I would then sell it. Even if I only sold it for a dollar, I'd have more money than I had before.

Are you a basketball fan?

 

[Cletis]

Yes

Do you consider yourself to be of average weight for your height?