[WillYouStopDave]

Vaguely....but not really. And I don't know.

What (would you personally say) is the single most defining characteristic of your existence?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

I don't remember being proud of anything ever.


If you ever saw a pink Cocker Spaniel with a handlebar mustache, would you check to make sure you were actually awake?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

No

Have you ever been tootered?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Cut my daily epilepsy med dose in half to make the prescription last longer. Memorable in all the wrong ways.

Do you sometimes eat just because?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

I hate sports but used to like wrestling ages ago when it was really popular (I know it's not really a sport and it's scripted and it's kind of embarrassing but is one of my guilty pleasures)

If everything you ate for the rest of your life had to taste like one thing, what would it be?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

All of them (I hated them all equally :lol )

What's the best money you ever spent on anything?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

When I first got my driver's license ~16 and was able to get in the car and drive anywhere I wanted to go. I drove out into the middle of nowhere to somewhere I had never been. I got out of the car and walked for like half an hour out into the woods and sat down and just existed there.


What is the most mindblowing thought you've ever had?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

To still be alive

Is the universe trying to tell you something you don't want to hear? If so, what is it?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Ummm...rock, I guess.

What's the silliest thing that ever made you want to scream in anguished frustration?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Nowhere

Do you still love your first love?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

No

What was some neat electronic gadget you always wanted to own but refused to pay the absurd asking price?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

No


What was the last thing that made you holler?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

I think they are where I live (not that everyone obeys). TBH (To Be Hopeful) I wouldn't mind if they were banned in city limits. There's a time and a place for everything. I don't think five feet outside someone's bedroom window is the place anyone should be setting off a firework that sounds like a shotgun. Ever.

Do you collect anything?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Sorta

Have you ever barked at a dog?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

I don't specifically remember, no. Probably someone I worked with or someone from an AOL message board.

Has your stomach ever growled super loud in a quiet environment and everyone heard it?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Oh dear! That's a hard one. I really don't think I could survive anywhere else just because I have absolutely no life skills.

If you were shopping for a new car and the salesman offered to sell you a brand new chainsaw for $5 (but you didn't actually need one) would you buy it?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

None.

Do you know what a miller is (not the beer)?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

I would say either black or gray. Maybe even blue. It used to be green for a long time. I still do like olive green and avocado green.

What is your favorite smell?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

Nowhere on both

How many minutes of your life have would you estimate that you have spent thinking about Richard Nixon's nose?

 

[WillYouStopDave]

100% sasquatch worthy.

What is your best cup of coffee?