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Frequent flyer points..rewards for turning up every Sunday...maybe a free chicken?(extra large size)
 

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A stamp card...get your stampcard stamped 10 times in a row for attending church and you get special prayers said for you one Friday night.
 

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Bring a friend one Sunday and you get a special backstage introduction to the minister and/or pastor

that's not much of a reward...can someone think of a better one
 

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If you accept the job as money counter, you are allowed to pocket 10%
 

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Costume Day at Church-dress up as your favourite Disney character
 

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Add a drive-thru on church grounds. Pick up your daily gospel advice...eg ."do unto others before they do unto you"
Order a prayer burger with the works. If you're having a particular bad day.."Supersize me!"
 

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Is this thread for real? This is almost spam.
 

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Is this thread for real? This is almost spam.
Cmon Millenniumman, I used to be a regular church-goer and a seroius catholic...if I can laugh at myself...so can other people(laugh at themselves I mean)
 

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transfer it to Just for Fun if you have to (I don't know how to ...too old)...please don't ban....it's a serious need for venting all my uptight religious past
 

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Well, it's non-sequitur.

There is no point to these posts. I had a bad church experience, but there is a time and a place for that kind of discussion.
 

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Well, it's non-sequitur.

There is no point to these posts. I had a bad church experience, but there is a time and a place for that kind of discussion.
the time and place is "just for fun" then....where there will be more viewers anyway.

There a hell of a lot of posts/threads of this forum which are illogical and have no point. If you were consistent you would get rid of those too.

OK consult your learned colleagues and do what you have to do.(or can you do it them?)
 

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Pay people to come. Bonuses for attending 52 weeks in a row.
 

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Like Oprah and Ellen D,have surprise gifts under the seat.
 

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Have special guests like Steve Martin and Woody Allen.
 

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To deal with people like me, just ignore.....I will vanish sooner or later
(don't say "the sooner the better")
 

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Have young attractive girls on the entrances welcoming new visitors in.
 

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Have scientific experts come in to give talks to PROVE that the BIBLE is literally true, word for word in every sense. That people who don't read and believe the BIBLE will in fact go to hell. (which is apparently extremely hot with temperatures well over 100 degrees Farenheit not uncommon).
 
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