Lol I love this 'character arc' I'm just picturing you have like an increasing compulsive-throwing-things-in-lakes problem. Like now you're in denial so you just 'dropped it in the lake. Opps.' And maybe later something weirder is going to be dropped in the lake.
But anyway I don't think so, I'm like obsessively careful when I get near water like that holding things. I've almost lost some flipflops in the sea a few times I guess, but managed to get them back.
In 2019 I was staying for several days in a Hare Krishna eco-village in Colombia (I had no idea it was Hare Krishna-affiliated until I got there). I agreed to go swim in a nearby creek with the other volunteers my last night there, at like 4 in the morning. I wore my glasses because I didn't want to bother with putting in my contacts. We walked in the pitch dark night to the creek, and everyone was pressuring me to get into the cold cold water.
Foolish me, I didn't take off my glasses before dunking my head underwater! They slipped away into oblivion, sinking into the stream, while the others calmly chanted "Hare krishna, krishna hare..." I tried looking on the bottom but it was pretty deep and awfully cold, so I eventually gave up.
On the way back I said to a German volunteer, "Wow, that's too bad I lost my glasses. They were really good glasses." She replied, "Excuse me, but can we talk about this later? I want to focus on enjoying the night."