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- Has spuds.
- Can be made into a variety of tasty treats.
- Will listen to everything you have to say, unflinchingly.
- Won't ever talk back or argue with you.
- Won't steal the covers at night.
- Portable.

So, would you be interested?
 

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To offer some advice: if you do decide to date one, use protection, or else you'll spend the rest of your life with a chip on your shoulder.
 

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^Ha puns.

Unfortunately, he and his kin would all want to be in the your sack.
 

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When you see a group of potatoes how do you know which one is the hooker.

It will say "I-da-ho" :clap

Oh come on, when will their be another topic in SAS where I can make that joke.
 

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I'd never date a potato. Would be good for a root though



...I'll see myself out
 
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