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3K views 67 replies 17 participants last post by  leonardess 
#1 ·
Ok, I've warned you about the lethal weapons attached to the ends of my arms and legs. i can take you all on.

I'm an expert at bare-knuckle boxing, b'ar wrassling, and chicken....scratching. Whatever.

I've been banned in several countries, I am hard as nails. Who's first?

step up!
 
#6 ·
how much did that guy pay for that costume? he was ripped off. and remember, I'm hard as nails. did I mention that i have psychic superpowers as well. id have all that cutler bent and melted inside of 2 seconds. who's this guy uri geller
 
#8 ·
Toady??! YOu called me a toady! that's at the top of my list of fightin' words! You're next *points at own eyes, then yours*

did I mention I'm tough as guts?
 
#16 ·
I had to leave the fight for a while, as I understand there's a mild tizzy happening in the middle east and my phone rang....

then I had to rescue a family from their Volkswagen van which was hanging by its front tires from a precipice with a 30 mile drop.

After a long day of rapelling down K2, there's nothing I like better than a refreshing drink of formaldehyde chased with 40weight.

Excuse me now, I must change, I'm feeling a bit frumpy in these fatigues. And then I've got some fire to eat, as I'm a little peckish after all that chainsaw juggling.

after that the pillows come off! FIGHT!!!!!
 
#21 ·
I'm not. my name is Clyde and I have a beard. I drive a very large vehicle, equipped with very large tires.
 
#37 ·
by the way, my whole body's in pain but even unconscious I could still wipe the floor with your weenie ***. and that goes for the rest of you wussies. Thank you for your kind attention, because I'm all about the manners and the beatings. The manners and the beatings.
 
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