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Ok, I've warned you about the lethal weapons attached to the ends of my arms and legs. i can take you all on.

I'm an expert at bare-knuckle boxing, b'ar wrassling, and chicken....scratching. Whatever.

I've been banned in several countries, I am hard as nails. Who's first?

step up!
 

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^ let me grab me whip
 

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am i banned? do i get an infraction??
 

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Ok, I've warned you about the lethal weapons attached to the ends of my arms and legs. i can take you all on.

I'm an expert at bare-knuckle boxing, b'ar wrassling, and chicken....scratching. Whatever.

I've been banned in several countries, I am hard as nails. Who's first?

step up!


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how much did that guy pay for that costume? he was ripped off. and remember, I'm hard as nails. did I mention that i have psychic superpowers as well. id have all that cutler bent and melted inside of 2 seconds. who's this guy uri geller
 

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Someone is feeling feisty tody!
 

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Someone is feeling feisty tody!
Toady??! YOu called me a toady! that's at the top of my list of fightin' words! You're next *points at own eyes, then yours*

did I mention I'm tough as guts?
 

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these are my everday clothes.
 

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RRAAAAWWWRR!! TOUGH AS MARSHMALLOWS!!



I'LL HUG YOU SO TIGHT YOU WON'T KNOW YOUR SUGAR LUMPS FROM YOUR SUGAR CUBES!!

RRRAAAWWWWRRRR
 

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Bring it on!! I'll use the power of the force and my Jedi mind tricks to confuse and disorient you :duel
 

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RRAAAAWWWRR!! TOUGH AS MARSHMALLOWS!!



I'LL HUG YOU SO TIGHT YOU WON'T KNOW YOUR SUGAR LUMPS FROM YOUR SUGAR CUBES!!

RRRAAAWWWWRRRR
that's not a fight. that's FUN
 

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Bring it on!! I'll use the power of the force and my Jedi mind tricks to confuse and disorient you :duel
that's not a fight, that's just a mild headache.
 

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Toady??! YOu called me a toady! that's at the top of my list of fightin' words! You're next *points at own eyes, then yours*

did I mention I'm tough as guts?
I have never used the word "toady" in my life! That was supposed to say "today".

Also guts are not tough. They are kind of soft and squishy.
 

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I had to leave the fight for a while, as I understand there's a mild tizzy happening in the middle east and my phone rang....

then I had to rescue a family from their Volkswagen van which was hanging by its front tires from a precipice with a 30 mile drop.

After a long day of rapelling down K2, there's nothing I like better than a refreshing drink of formaldehyde chased with 40weight.

Excuse me now, I must change, I'm feeling a bit frumpy in these fatigues. And then I've got some fire to eat, as I'm a little peckish after all that chainsaw juggling.

after that the pillows come off! FIGHT!!!!!
 

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I have never used the word "toady" in my life! That was supposed to say "today".

Also guts are not tough. They are kind of soft and squishy.
ah, but those would be your guts. mine are like suspension cables.
 

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