i know this is a stupid threap and probably might get deleted but i was drinking a beer and put my empty bottle on the floor. something caught my eye, i looked and this small roach (i need to kill these *******s) was drinking of the little beer that was left. i looked at it with awed thinking i was just imagining things but the roach was actually drinking the beer. it just stood there drinking till it had enough and walked away. now it crawled around for a few minutes and then went back for more. i'm being serious. when the roach got out and was around the neck of the bottle it fell to the floor, composed itself and then went back for more. so i was thinking, hey this roach didn't pay for my beer so then i killed it.