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It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
 

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Captain Woodchuck said:
I don't get it.

What's "screw"?

Would you mind explaining it to me. Also, I'm the kind of guy who has to have things spelled-out for him. So, explain it in great detail, please. Thanks!
Can somebody here tell The Woodchuck about the "birds and bees"?

Not me!! :p
 

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:spit :haha You know, there are a lot of times where I feel like that on this board! I just don't get the lingo sometimes!
 

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Very funny. I had a date in 1957(no kidding ) I am that old. It was a blind date that my older brother got me into. He was driving a 1948 ford coupe. He was dating this girl's older sister. Was 16 then, I never said a word all night.
 

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maggiemae84 said:
Captain Woodchuck said:
I don't get it.

What's "screw"?

Would you mind explaining it to me. Also, I'm the kind of guy who has to have things spelled-out for him. So, explain it in great detail, please. Thanks!
"screw" is a slang term for having sex.
So, then, the girls' mom confused the two words...and...so...the boyfriend thought...Ohhhhhhhhh, I get it now! Ha ha ha. Pretty funny!

Thanks maggiemae.
 
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