[Still Waters]

1. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. 2. I want a sensitive guy-one who will cry when I punch him. Anybody got any others??

 

[Desperate]

I know a few but they may be a bit inapropriate...

 

[sprinter]

I saw one once ^This side up^

 

[refined_rascal]

I had a friend who said he saw some bloke driving a Ferrari, and the bumper sticker on the back of the car said "My other car's a Ferrari" - Cocky bleeder!

 

[imt]

Here's some

"EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED
ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT"

"SUPPORT CANNIBALISM. EAT ME"

"OUT OF MY MIND
(BACK IN 5 MINUTES)"

"GUN CONTROL
MEANS USING BOTH HANDS"

"JESUS LOVES YOU,
EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN A-HOLE

"DUE TO RECENT CUTBACKS, THE
LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS
BEEN TURNED OFF."

"THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE
THOSE WHO COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T"

 

[slyfox]

"I love cats. They taste like chicken" - Wanted to put this one on my dog's travel crate.

"Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter."

"Don't steal, the government hates competion."

I've also heard of ones about electing Cthulhu(giant monster/evil god from some of H.P. Lovecraft's works) for president. "Why vote for a lesser evil?" and "No more years!"

Any good bumper stickers about tailgating? I've seen some but can't remember what they were.

 

[Steve215]

I saw one the other day on a hooked up 350z that said:

"Sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race!"

 

[slyfox]

I like this one that I just found online

"KEEP HONKING
I'M RELOADING"

another

"Please don't drive too close.
You might disturb the voices."

 

[MaidMarian]

I like the classic "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T".

 

[Delacroix]

I like the one that says "If I'd wanted a Hummer, I would have called your sister."