[StrungOut]

http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html :lol

 

[Pip]

And remember, 100% of people who have eaten bread have died or will die!

Scary statistics. :lol

 

[StrungOut]

This is a good example of how statistics can be manipulated to prove any ridiculous statement.

 

[ghostgurl]

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts. 9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person

:lol
This is what correlation leads to. :lol

 

[kikachuck]

I wonder if we can get Alec Baldwin to jump on board this anti-bread campaign. That is just the kind of face we need to get this thing going :lol

 

[PeekABoo]

:lol