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What do you do when you have a persistent boner and the mail man knocks on the door?


Seems to happen a lot recently.
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Why would the mailman be knocking? He's supposed to put the mail down and walk..
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Omg I don't know if you are joking but this happens to me. Except it will keep happening all day sometimes. I wish it would just do what I want it too. I have to stand or sit motionless for like 10-15 minutes and focus for it to go away. But then sometimes it will keep coming back anyway. It will happen at like the store and when I'm talking to people or at work. When it last happened at the store I must have looked like I was crazy. Standing still too long or leaning over and walking around weird trying not to make it worse. I can't just stand there in the aisle for 10-15 minutes motionless like some kind of creep.
But if someones at the door just pretend you aren't there, or go after it's gone and say you were in the shower or something. I'm sure the mailman is used to people not being home.
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Check and make sure any pills ur taking don't say viagra on them lol
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Put on a heavy zip up jacket that will comedown past your boner so no one can tell that you have one.

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Now that's one thing I prefer not having to deal with. I only answer doors in emergencies anyway.

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Just don't open the door all the way, thats what I do when I have to answer the door with an erection.

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Seems to happen a lot recently.
This might be out of the ordinary, but it happens to some girls too, only it's not the same anatomical boner of course lol, but yeah this has definitely happened to me before. The feminine version. I just think "Okay, forget about it, now is not the time." This topic reminded me of this funny video I saw by zefrank on youtube. I lol'd. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYz1yVg9L_I
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I guess I'm gonna have to buy a wheelchair and leave it by the door... and perhaps have some kind of pillow under my shirt (with a large hole in it) so I look like a disabled obese person who certainly is not hiding an erection in a false apron of imitation blubber. I'll open the door and try to distract the mail man with some idle chatter.

"Lovely morning, isn't it? What? Oh, is that for me? What's that you say? An erection? Ha! If only. [Winks.] No, I'm obese and can no longer walk, hence the wheelchair. [Points at wheelchair.] Running down the stairs, you say? No, no, that was my dog! He always comes running when he hears the door bell. His name? Um, um... yes, he does have a name... er, um, well, thanks for the mail. Bye. [Closes door. Runs upstairs.]"
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Just go and open the door, he won't even notice probably. And because your mind is distracted now, it will go away shortly. No biggie, done it b4.

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Whenever I receive a package, they always knock on my front door three times then leave the package by my door. I never get a chance to answer the door before they leave. Can't blame them though; they have other mail to deliver.
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In six grade I had a boner and stood up in front of class. I think 2 people noticed. It was science class and everyone was busy. But I'm pretty sure 2 people saw. It haunts me.

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This might be out of the ordinary, but it happens to some girls too, only it's not the same anatomical boner of course lol, but yeah this has definitely happened to me before. The feminine version. I just think "Okay, forget about it, now is not the time." This topic reminded me of this funny video I saw by zefrank on youtube. I lol'd. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYz1yVg9L_I
Haha! Great link. Erect clits are a lot less noticeable.

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In six grade I had a boner and stood up in front of class. I think 2 people noticed. It was science class and everyone was busy. But I'm pretty sure 2 people saw. It haunts me.


Haha! Great link. Erect clits are a lot less noticeable.
Yeah, indeed they are. Don't worry, there are mature people who understand your situation and aren't judging you!
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Yeah, indeed they are. Don't worry, there are mature people who understand your situation and aren't judging you!
Thanks for the pep talk.

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I see we're going to ignore the whole mailman-not-knocking-on-your-door logic >____>
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I see we're going to ignore the whole mailman-not-knocking-on-your-door logic >____>
They do everywhere else in the world, dude.
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Have a banana in each of your pockets. He'll think that there's a hidden pocket for a 3rd banana in front of your crotch.

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bananas? we have some unpractical minds here.


just put the head of your penis beneath the elastic of your trousers,
so that it points upwards instead of forwards... and hang a tshirt over it

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