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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-03-2019, 04:31 AM Thread Starter
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Cars are my children

5 of them. only two remaining.

They obey. i maintain & care for! feeding them.

could be more.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-03-2019, 09:13 AM
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Same here and I love all three of them. So much cheaper and more useful than human children. Looking forward to getting a fourth one of these days.
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The dog and cats are my family. You get to learn about responsibility and rescue some shelter friends at the same time.

"It's a gift to exist, and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-03-2019, 02:09 PM
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Cows are my children,1000lb teddy bears & when you get tired feeding them & cleaning up their poop you can legally eat them, much better than regular children.

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player that strut's and fret's his hour upon the stage and is heard no more,
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- Macbeth
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