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why not be a feminist male nurse dressed up as a clown? it's a win-win situation
I may or may not have to shave my head (I have to stop before I become more irrational).
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I may or may not have to shave my head (I have to stop before I become more irrational).
shave your head then glue the hair to your face and voilà you have a nice beard
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I know. And I personally think those people should be shot.
why? what kind of other people should get shot? people who are disabled or have mental problems? I am asking you because shooting someone for just liking something is strange.
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why? what kind of other people should get shot? people who are disabled or have mental problems?.
What if they are also into scat?
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All I know is......if a person has held it in as long as this thread has been around......

Someone would pop like a balloon.

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I hate passing gas. I even hate the word fart. I will do it alone, but not in public. Of course, I have had a few accidents.
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or you could dress up as a guy or a clown and you won't feel unladylike anymore
I can kill two birds with one stone and make this my clown look.


This pic is not me, BTW.
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Sometimes I am really gassy and fart up a storm. I try to be discreet if others are around, though it feels damn good to be alone where you can just blast away.
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Yes, I admit, I have way too much gas. Is it something common with socially anxious folks? I want to do so much stuff and jump on hot guys, but then I have this terrible bloating and gas I have to hold in way too much, and it's pretty hard to do what I want then, and I have to tell every hot guy the truth and then I bet they get turned off but whatever. I won't give up coffee, milk, sugar, if this is what is causing my gas.

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Yes, I admit, I have way too much gas. Is it something common with socially anxious folks? I want to do so much stuff and jump on hot guys, but then I have this terrible bloating and gas I have to hold in way too much, and it's pretty hard to do what I want then, and I have to tell every hot guy the truth and then I bet they get turned off but whatever. I won't give up coffee, milk, sugar, if this is what is causing my gas.
And I'll never give up my quest to be a much gassier woman.
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And I'll never give up my quest to be a much gassier woman.
Lol, you're funny, that's great, so you enjoy having as much gas as I do? That's unexpected but very lovely! Would you like to chase hot guys away with a little accident or a big accident on purpose? Would you like to smother them instead when they least expect it? I'd go with that if I hated them and say oops.

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Lol, you're funny, that's great, so you enjoy having as much gas as I do? That's unexpected but very lovely! Would you like to chase hot guys away with a little accident or a big accident on purpose? Would you like to smother them instead when they least expect it? I'd go with that if I hated them and say oops.
Or laugh in an obnoxious way. I just want to retrain my brain to think it's funny and take pride in it like men do. Heeheehee...
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why? what kind of other people should get shot? people who are disabled or have mental problems? I am asking you because shooting someone for just liking something is strange.
How disgusting do you have to be to like that, though?
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Or laugh in an obnoxious way. I just want to retrain my brain to think it's funny and take pride in it like men do. Heeheehee...


How disgusting do you have to be to like that, though?
Thats nothing, a female from this site once admitted wanting to have sex with animals, the thread got deleted
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Still, my anger stems from being made fun of while asking in the wrong places.
I read Denise Brunette's blog and feel a bit better from then.
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Five pages of this? Wow.

I actually have to admire your persistence, OP, i know a lot of people have shot you down or asked you to leave, yet here you are

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You don't have to rip one. Learn the art of SBV...silent but violent. That way there's plenty of debate as to who the offender is, and you can take your secret to the grave.


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I thought of this thread today. I was in meditation class where there were eight of us in a very small room lying on the floor, totally silent except for the soft voice of our instructor. I had gas really bad and kept thinking there's no way I can get away with that in here. I had to hold it in. Luckily I was able to resist.

OP, maybe you should take up yoga. There's a particular pose that is supposed to make the whole class fart. I just remember the name of the pose has "wind" in it.

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Like I've said. Every phobia should be respected. No matter if it's one that people find freaking hilarious. And I will stand by it.
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Not always. Under certain circumstances, they'll know I did it.
Yeah, but then I won't be so lucky after that. I'll have plenty of other opportunities to rip more obvious ones. No amount of easing it out will help. I'll just have to rip it loudly to get relief at those times.
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People also said those are queefs, but it depends on the position.
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Aaaaaaand. I have no therapy options on my insurance (Medi-Cal)
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