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I need to get back into yoga. And I need free classes, because no job = no money.
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Can men queef? The real question.

i never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
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Actually the real question is can I get over my fear of farting after 5 pages of still having it? As well as learn to think of farts as funny.
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Men can't queef.

Yep...any yoga position that involves the legs bent upwards and towards the head will likely result in somebody queefing. However, when I took pilates class it was a lot worse...like a symphony...probably because of the legs being up AND the crunches acting kind of like a pump. Thankfully everybody was mature enough to just carry on as if nothing happened. Being the only male in all my classes though, I was taken aback at first. Actually, Komorikun may have even been the one to teach me about this phenomenon. I recall when I first started yoga, I always questioned why people had no control over their gas during class.

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Anyway, I can't wait to start studying nursing, so I can be exposed to farts often and learn how to see it as a bodily function. While risking getting IBS from the stressful work of nursing.
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I guarantee you that you don't wanna know.

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Not that anyone should care, because it's off-topic.
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Not that anyone should care, because it's off-topic.

Well, you know constipation will only make gas worse. Sometimes you just gotta toot like a foghorn.

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I don't know why but some guys like it. Some men and women for some strange reason like scat porn and do it.
I know. And I personally think those people should be shot.
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let it out boi
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I'm female. And I won't just let it out. My code of ladylike ethics won't allow it.
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I'm female. And I won't just let it out. My code of ladylike ethics won't allow it.
let it out gurl
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Would be unladylike to do so....
It's more complex than "let it out".
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Would be unladylike to do so....
It's more complex than "let it out".
well if you want an honest answer go to the bathroom or somewhere where there's no people and let it out
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well if you want an honest answer go to the bathroom or somewhere where there's no people and let it out
Tired of it...

Nowadays I'm just a wannabe tomboy, feminist, clown, nurse.
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Tired of it...

Nowadays I'm just a wannabe tomboy, feminist, clown, nurse.
feminism=abolish double standards --> allowed to fart in public
or you could dress up as a guy or a clown and you won't feel unladylike anymore
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feminism=abolish double standards --> allowed to fart in public
or you could dress up as a guy or a clown and you won't feel unladylike anymore
A crossdressed clown... I ike it.

And as a nurse, I can hear lots of people fart and get used to it and see it as a bodily function... in both my subconscious and conscious mind.
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And as a nurse, I can hear lots of people fart and get used to it and see it as a bodily function... in both my subconscious and conscious mind.
why not be a feminist male nurse dressed up as a clown? it's a win-win situation
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