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I think it's better if it's loud, because then you/others can laugh, you can say 'sorry' and it's done. If it's quiet and stinks, it can be awkward. I have been in situations where I was around people and said 'sorry, I farted' and most people just pretend I didn't say anything. Others just go 'no worries, it's all cool'.

But then if you're in a large group and sitting in relative silence (a meeting at work?) the situation can be tricky. Talking about farting can be seen as distracting/childish. I used to get very embarrassed but nowadays I mostly just keep quiet & chuckle inside at how everyone is trying really hard not to mention it.

It inconveniences people, but cannot be helped. You just have to work through your embarrassment and arrive at a point where you're at peace with your farts. My mother used to say: "if you're afraid of someone, remember that they also defecate". Everyone farts! (people who believe they don't, do too...we don't notice most of our farts)

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Seeing as my previous attempt failed yesterday, and all the gas got trapped... I'm going to have to try again today and improvise a bit more.
did you ever try the Align probiotics? the gas-x sucks, it causes more gas, there are different reasons why the gas might be trapped, ever heard of a pelvic floor disorder?
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Fart in a crowded place, there will be more people to blame and it's less likely for you to be found guilty.

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It means you are above them.
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I just ate too many beans is all...
so it only lasted 1 day? align is also good for constipation btw
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So is water and exercise.
You have to "position the cheeks". It could take practice, so you would have to do it in the privacy of your own home first. The "slow leak" technique is the best, most quiet, and stealth there is.

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You have to "position the cheeks". It could take practice, so you would have to do it in the privacy of your own home first. The "slow leak" technique is the best, most quiet, and stealth there is.
The ol' left cheek sneak eh..

I don't understand why such a natural bodily function has become so taboo and frowned upon. I mean as long as you're considerate and not too uncouth about it. My ex gf used to fart her *** cheeks off and I had no issue with it. It's nice to be able to feel that comfortable around someone.

No one will talk to me, they tend to go. Their faces say there's something I should know
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I'm to be loud and proud.
Not in some places.

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Yep.


the power of your guts you were born with. Muscle-up.

Complaints or fear of farts would be like saying sex was dirty, evil & naughty.

Not things you can die from. Wouldn't want to put a Tourniquet round anything, like trying to stop your heart beating?

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Not in some places.
It's the only way to get over my flatuphobia.
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It's the only way to get over my flatuphobia.
No, it isn't. At most, one time. It's not the end of the world.

Use this instead. From Medina, Ohio...

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No, it isn't. At most, one time. It's not the end of the world.

Use this instead. From Medina, Ohio...
Or change my diet to produce more gas.
It'd be much funnier to fart for real.
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hehe, doesn't everyone fart during yoga?

Do what my mum does and cough to hide the noise, and if we notice and give her some stick, she blames it on the cough.
Those aren't farts. Whenever I bring up yoga, everybody always asks about the farting thing. I'm like, uhhh...I've never had to fart from yoga. Unless of course I had KFC the night before or something that has nothing to do with yoga. They are queefs. Women have other parts where air likes to sneak in and then be forced out when positions change. I do still think that would be embarrassing though. But who knows.

Anyways, thankfully we can hold farts in so that we never ever have to do it in an embarrassing place.

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thanks for the delightful explanation Evo :-)
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I haven't farted yet IRL. I have online and in dreams though.
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That's pretty epic! When I saw you had posted in this thread I knew it was gonna be good.

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That's pretty epic! When I saw you had posted in this thread I knew it was gonna be good.
The positions you see in the photos are when the air goes in. Once you put your legs down then the queef happens.

I don't know what the names of these yoga positions are.
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