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Those do tend to reek.
Bathroom walls also echo.
I have heard it all in the bathroom. That's the place to let loose.
It's either that or pop like a balloon.

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Apparently, my boyfriend has had jobs cleaning bathrooms, and knows that women have gone in just to fart.

But I still get to do so in public and make a blatant show out of it... it's the only way.
I saw a lady walk out of a bathroom and ask me if she made too much noise.

I am like "nope". I know everybody has flatulence. I have it. You have it. Even cows have it. That's part of natural methane production.

...and maybe global warming.

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Strictly hang out with nurses/nursing students then. We're used to hearing people fart, so it doesn't even phase us.
Sounds like something that is going to cause an uproar one day.

"We are tired of old people ****ting in their pants!".

Soon, every nursing student ever:





And then all the hospitals with nursing students are going to turn into Mount massive Asylum.
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Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
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Strictly hang out with nurses/nursing students then. We're used to hearing people fart, so it doesn't even phase us.
Also have to help elderly patients in the bathroom, letting one go, wiping and all.

Not an easy job.

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I'll use any excuse not to let it out.
Good! DON'T ever let it out srs. Wtf? Just don't do it... I don't think I've ever done it in public... You think you need to cure yourself and then go around acting like an animal in public? Just don't do it trust me. It's not normal to want to pass out like you, but it's VERY normal to avoid doing it in public at all costs.
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Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
If it goes past the stomach, it's too late.

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I don't know why but some guys like it. Some men and women for some strange reason like scat porn and do it. Take a probiotic called Align. Do you also have constipation?
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I very rarely pass gas. like, hardly ever... an there's nothing wrong with my guts... I just hardly ever do that.

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I like ladies who're free with farts. They show me that farting is the least of their worries.

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Farting is terrifying. Last month I was at the gym squatting and farted the loudest thus far on accident.
Even though I'm not sure anyone actually heard it as I always choose an empty section of the building, I dropped everything, went home, and was too terrified to come back for the next four days.
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neither to worry about!

I wish I could get it straight

I love all my farts by myself or loud in public. All to be relished.

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Farting is terrifying. Last month I was at the gym squatting and farted the loudest thus far on accident.
Even though I'm not sure anyone actually heard it as I always choose an empty section of the building, I dropped everything, went home, and was too terrified to come back for the next four days.
Dont know why but girl farts smell worse, maybe its because they have bigger butt cheeks and it covers their anus more so when they fart its not properly released cause their big butt cheeks is blocking a lot of gas so it just contues to build up more until there is too much and the female just releases it like a big explosion of gas so its gas that was backed up for days

At the gym last year I was on the treadmil and 2 women on both sides of me and out of nowhereI smelled a smell like as if I was in the bathroom and it had to be the woman on my right who had the speed up and some guy walked by and was like " what"s going on here" and I heard the fart even though music was playing and equipment being used and people talking while I was listening to music with headphones on so I didnt even hear it as loud as it really was and a feq minutes later she did it again and was runing even faster, its like she was so focused and didnt want to stop running

The loudest fart I ever heard came from a tent next to mine, a woman I knew and who was my 7th day adventist pathfinder which is like church scouts for boys and girls. Some female said she heard it to her and they both laughed and then the one who farted saw me sitting in my tent and stopped laughing, i just looked confused because i didnt know how I should have felt, mad? funny and laugh? insulted? I guess I just saw it as it really was, she farted and she laughed with someone else about it, so all that crap I saw of girls getting disgusted by anything small was a lie, I especially know this now as an adult since we all know from porn the disgusting sexual acts they perform from scat porn to having sex with dogs and horses and other animals
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Dont know why but girl farts smell worse, maybe its because they have bigger butt cheeks and it covers their anus more so when they fart its not properly released cause their big butt cheeks is blocking a lot of gas so it just contues to build up more until there is too much and the female just releases it like a big explosion of gas so its gas that was backed up for days

At the gym last year I was on the treadmil and 2 women on both sides of me and out of nowhereI smelled a smell like as if I was in the bathroom and it had to be the woman on my right who had the speed up and some guy walked by and was like " what"s going on here" and I heard the fart even though music was playing and equipment being used and people talking while I was listening to music with headphones on so I didnt even hear it as loud as it really was and a feq minutes later she did it again and was runing even faster, its like she was so focused and didnt want to stop running

The loudest fart I ever heard came from a tent next to mine, a woman I knew and who was my 7th day adventist pathfinder which is like church scouts for boys and girls. Some female said she heard it to her and they both laughed and then the one who farted saw me sitting in my tent and stopped laughing, i just looked confused because i didnt know how I should have felt, mad? funny and laugh? insulted? I guess I just saw it as it really was, she farted and she laughed with someone else about it, so all that crap I saw of girls getting disgusted by anything small was a lie, I especially know this now as an adult since we all know from porn the disgusting sexual acts they perform from scat porn to having sex with dogs and horses and other animals
Wow - she could have had a blowout in her leotard!

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I think this is a troll thread

I would like the moderators to remove this disgusting topic. thanks
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Everybody has gas. We just have to know how to handle it. Do what you need to limit the noise. It would have to be released or it can cause troubles.

When you have that burning sensation of trying to hold it in, remember this.



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