If you ended up a 38 year-old virgin - Social Anxiety Forum
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Go and find an escort and pay for sex now, it's the only choice 36 26.47%
Don't worry, some woman may still give you a chance still in a relationship 53 38.97%
Devote your life to God and help fight poverty 13 9.56%
Game over dude, go and play chicken with an oncoming train! 34 25.00%
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If you ended up a 38 year-old virgin


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I'm already past that age. I chose the second option.
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I'd work on myself in order to make myself attractive to women (go back to school to get a better job, lose weight, lift weights, take up a hobby such as cooking or dancing). I might get a sensual massage or two just to see what female touch is like while doing online dating. Not so sure about seeing a hooker for intercourse. Seems kind of weird to have sex with someone getting paid for it. And with online dating, I'd aim for women that are less popular with men. Like pudgy women or older women. I'd avoid single mothers though.

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I stopped caring about the entire concept of virginity along time ago and I advise everyone else to do the same.

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I stopped caring about the entire concept of virginity along time ago and I advise everyone else to do the same.
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Depends on what you want, instant gratification or a relationship. I guess both is possible. Komoirkuns idea sounds alright, but going back to school/getting a better job = several years.
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As long as you make an effort to actually leave the house and socialise it is pretty difficult to get to that age as a virgin.
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Ill go fishing by myself for the rest of my life.
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As long as you make an effort to actually leave the house and socialise it is pretty difficult to get to that age as a virgin.
No it isn't.
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Shouldn't there be a mail-order bride option?

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Shouldn't there be a mail-order bride option?
Feel free to add your own options. If I was a richer guy I might have gone to Russia by now and picked up Irina there, who was seemingly interested.
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why age 38? i thought the cutoff was 40.
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why age 38? i thought the cutoff was 40.
No reason, I happen to know a guy who has just turned 38 and is a virgin still . It's just a fun poll.
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lol just go to en escort, **** other people's judgements.
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I've heard you become a jedi after you pass 30 w/o sex.
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I would probably do nothing, who goes 38 goes 68
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I would probably do nothing, who goes 38 goes 68
Hearing that will depress my virgin "friend" maybe
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