I live alone but my upstairs neighbor is the loudest most annoying human entity I've ever met. I can hear EVERYTHING she does or says.
She talks on the phone all day and when I say talk I mean shouts. I hear all her stupid inane conversations and have to listen to all her over the top crazy-person laughing fits.
And she doesn't just talk on the phone, she talks to herself. I hear her out in the hallway having these stupid conversations with herself. Like when she gets her mail and goes through it she like narrates the whole process. To no one. It's so weird. And because our building is so small and units so close together I hear all of her insanity.
Then there are the constant crashes and bashes and slams. The ones in the bedroom at midnight are my favorite : | She lives alone, what is she doing up there? Constantly rearranging her furniture? I mean there's no one to sumo wrestle with. Why is she constantly dropping and slamming things up there? God only knows.
And the worst I mean THE WORST is when she blasts her Bette Midler music and sings along with it. Serenity now!
Never a moment of peace and quiet.
I've been out haunting the neighborhood
And everybody can see I'm no good
When I'm walking out between parked cars
With my head full of stars