Re: I'm NOT shy!
My mom thinks I have no emotions. She told me so.
"Sometimes I worry because you have no emotions."
Uhhh, who the hell are you to say I have no emotions? I have always given my emotions away to you in hints and other subtle ways (sometimes so painfully I know they must be obvious to you), it's the only way I know how. You never see them because you don't care to look close enough, you're too comfy there on the surface. You think you know me so well and that you can speak for me -- which is why you always do -- and you take such pride in it, knowing your boy so well, that I just don't have the heart to tell you you're dead wrong..
I'm not very good at this whole "socializing" fad.