And what type of humor do you prefer : campy/cheesy, clever/quickwitted, dry/sarcastic, friendly, goofy, obscure, or raunchy?
and my humor is witty
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Guys who put their d***s into womens shoeware.. google it.
It's like the best thing ever.
Nah, that's cool, I'll take your word for it.
This modern jungle is jumbled with muddled puzzles to stump you
And snipers gunning to stumble you, Like you've been hunted
Dude, how the hell are you telling us 'Life is wonderful'?
Some of you have come to
Conclusions, assumptions, But nothing as true or stunning
That misery becomes something that's comfortable
Trumping the will to shun it.
Run from it if you're stuck in a rut or two
So, I figured I'd drum up something I could hum to you. (Like This)Tonedeff
Videos by oneyng on youtube. Must sees: Leo and Satan (first one is really good), left 4 speed (works if you know about left 4 dead). Oh and also the comments on their videos : The people who watch these videos are CRAZY (the kind of crazy that I like).
Answer: Yes birds do fart. The reason you do not hear it or smell it is because their diet doesn't make smelly gas and you do not hear birds fart because they do not have any butt cheeks.
"Family! Our families determine who we are, determine what we’re not, all of our relationships with everybody we ever meet for the rest of our lives is based on the way we relate to the members of our family, no wonder the world’s so ****ed up!
People move the way that they move cuz they’re still working out some **** with their fathers! They’re still pissed at their mothers for not potty training them properly, **** like that, People want to get back @ their parents for making them be born."
The last thing to make me laugh was an episode of Father Ted where Ted is to go to America. His rocking out to Shaft while the priest in crisis seeks his advice had me in stitches, and that doesn't happen too often.
I like most types of humour. Wacky, off-the wall humour can really get me laughing, and some really well done dark humour I can enjoy. More or less, I am more and more tired of the scattershot random humour that has become a bit more predominant. Also starting to feel more distant to a lot of mainstream comedy movies.
Usually, I really enjoy a good dose of satire or humour in my readings (George Saunders especially.)
Raunchy humour I usually don't care for too much.
Really enjoy Neil Innes - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band lately as well. Neil Innes takes on Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band song Humanoid Boogie in a Scottish fashion.
I went shopping with my friend all day today. We laughed so much that my, stomach and face hurts. She is so goofy and outgoing. She even makes the strangers around us laugh. I dont know if they were laughing with us, or at us.
My boyfriend was talking about how he would hate to see the comments on this YouTube video of a lion killing a hyena (he has the comments blocked). He said they'd probably be along the lines of "LAWLZ, HIENA GOT PWNED!" I laughed so hard XD
And he was sorta right one of them said "**** yea go simba." I love YouTube comments, lol.
the last thing that made me laugh was the behavior of a friend of mine. We rent a new apartment and yesterday we had some visitors, when they left I've asked nice and polite my friend to go to close and lock the door after them. The thing at the door is the you put te key in the lock, you twist it and the door is locked, but if you press the handle, the door get unlocked automatically. So, my friend Andrei, was locking the door, and when he test to see if is locked he had to push the handle and he did that for about 3 minutes and he thought that the door is broken; he came at me angry and screaming that he doesn't know how to lock the door. Because he twist the key in vain, the door is still open
Learning how to meditate, you open your way to happiness!
Near hitting the poor dog in the face with a cupboard door...as his sight is going he thinks every cupboard has treats in and shoves his head in to look...
I feel rather bad for laughing but he does this alot lol.