Originally Posted by sctork
AAH!! SO cute! I have an adorable toy poodle. Do you ever get the urge to squeeze the crap out of your dog, like I do?
Ventress: I LOVE Malcolm in the Middle!!! One of my favorite episodes was when Reese got fired from his butcher job, and they wouldn't even mention what horrible thing he'd done.
Another great episode was when they joined that church to take advantage of their kindness. And then Reese "found God." (Reese: [singing amazing grace] "Amazing race, how sweet the taste, that saved a wrench for me! I once was in the lost and found, was blind but found my keys!")
Okay, I can't resist: more Malcolm quotes (I LOVE quotes; I always write down good ones from my life) ----
Reese: Guys! Guys! I just made an amazing discovery! When you mix blue and yellow together, you get a totally new colour! I call it... Blellow!
Hal: [Bursts into the boys room] Who wants to make 5 bucks?
Lois: [background] Oh my God!
Malcolm: What did you do?
Hal: Yes or no? No questions asked!
Lois: [background] Oh my GOD!
Malcolm: Make it 10.
Hal: OK. You're a good son.
Lois: [background] OH MY GOD!
Hal: [grabs Malcolm and opens the door] Don't worry honey. I got him!
Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you're forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
Reese: This will be the most magnificent day of my life. I plan to float above the clouds and experience the joy that only birds can know.
Dewey: You're going to fry yourself on high voltage wires.
Reese: I'm not afraid. I have faith in my vision. I love you, Dewey.
[Starts to float off]
Reese: This is incredible! I can see the top of Dad's car from here!
Dewey: I'll miss you at first! [rehearsing what he's going to say to his parents] No, I'M as surprised as you are. No, I'm as SURPRISED as you are. No, I'm as surprised as YOU are....
Dewey: That's my piggy bank. That was in my room.
Reese: Relax, dipwad. I got two bucks for it.
Dewey: It had sixteen dollars in it.
Reese: Waa-waa. Spilt milk.