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post #41 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-26-2019, 05:48 PM
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post #42 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-26-2019, 05:58 PM
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So that's another reason not to fart sitting on a computer chair. I just had one of the ones where you fart and it kinda gets stuck between your buttcheeks because they're squished together so tight and it makes a "fart bubble" that takes the path of least resistance and you can feel it traveling to the exit.

God that's NASTY!

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post #45 of 45 (permalink) Old 11-03-2019, 09:43 PM
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That's what I call a butthorn.

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