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I am a fart noise in the Symphony that is the Cosmos


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Sounds like an album title.
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If you're gonna be that way, I'd say it's rather a song title
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The brass section? A trumpet? lol

While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man, wishing he could talk softly in her ear...

While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND, & INSULT her,
there's a man flirting with her, & reminding her, how wonderful she is.

While you HURT your woman,
there's a man wishing he could show her love

While you make your woman CRY,
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The brass section? A trumpet? lol
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A barnacle on the dinghy of life.

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I too, am also a fart noise

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A ringing cellphone in the middle of a funeral.

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A ringing cellphone in the middle of a funeral.
or a loud laughing (I think that works too)
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A barnacle on the dinghy of life.
doesn't sound adequately vast


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you should have gone with "I'm a ****stain in a public toilet bowl".
doesn't sound adequately vast

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I too, am also a fart noise
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A ringing cellphone in the middle of a funeral.
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The brass section? A trumpet? lol
Like that annoying penguin Pingu? lol

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Well I was thinking 50/50 either way. I didn't mean that as an insult btw.
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Well I was thinking 50/50 either way. I didn't mean that as an insult btw.
It's just important for me to get the right feel. Album titles don't have the same feel as song titles =D

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A banjo player in an acoustic blues jam.

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Well, it's important for the cosmos to fart last time it held it in too long the big bang happened & now we wonder why we're in a world of $h1t.






And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player that strut's and fret's his hour upon the stage and is heard no more,
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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I think maybe I'm the underwater fart sound. You know that kind of tortured, growly gurgle it makes when you're in the tub and you fart (and somehow the tub amplifies it like an aquatic speaker box)?

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The brass section? A trumpet? lol
The butthorn.

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