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Is it worth the risk to have a haircut?


What would happen if people never cut their hair again?


Do you own a ponytail holder (rubberband)?


Why don't women cut their nails short?


Do nail polish chemicals seep into your blood and cause cancer?


What percentage of beauty products are toxic?


I, for one, would not be displeased with never going to a barber ever again.


hmm would I care if team sports are forever gone too? In the past I thought football should be changed to flag football, but maybe we should do away with team sports altogether.
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Idunno, I usually feel a lot better after getting my hair cut. Maybe not right away, but a day or two in I'm OK. I've let it grow crazy long before just 'cause I dread having someone cut it, the actual process of it.

As for nail polish cancer... well I'll leave that to the experts. I've never had nail polish. Or cancer.

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Asking all the right questions. You have my vote for 2020 presidency.

Is it worth the risk to have a haircut?
I would kill a thousand elves to get a haircut

What would happen if people never cut their hair again?
One would assume that they would wax it all off instead

Do you own a ponytail holder (rubberband)?
No but I own a hair tie and a multitude of bobby pins hidden precariously around the house as a gift for my future self to find

Why don't women cut their nails short?
Because it's harder to pick your nose, obviously

Do nail polish chemicals seep into your blood and cause cancer?
Yes, that's why they advise against eating the liquid product

What percentage of beauty products are toxic?
Yes
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Asking all the right questions. You have my vote for 2020 presidency.
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Is it worth the risk to have a haircut?
The risk is minimal. Unless you go with something bold. Still, you will live and hair will grow back. Almost certainly. Or will it?

What would happen if people never cut their hair again?
The great equaliser. If inc beards, men would finally look like men and women women.

Do you own a ponytail holder (rubberband)?
I do not!

Why don't women cut their nails short?
It's to assist them when they claw your heart out (as they inevitably will) (joking, sorta)

Do nail polish chemicals seep into your blood and cause cancer?
Probably only the more minor cancers

What percentage of beauty products are toxic?
Probably all of them to some degree, but then, whats toxic? I imagine a lot of things operate on a dose response curve, whereby a small reaction within the body probably is a good thing. For defences and so forth.

I, for one, would not be displeased with never going to a barber ever again.
I havent gone back. I cut my own hair now, the only difficult part is the back, but i have it messy on top so i can basically just hack away at it and it looks the same

hmm would I care if team sports are forever gone too? In the past I thought football should be changed to flag football, but maybe we should do away with team sports altogether.
I wouldn't miss them. People might be forced to join me in my persuits with no team sports to do or watch. Not that I have any persuits.

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I've cut my own hair for years now. I usually tie my hair up with a hair tie to get it out of the way. They always end up stretching and snapping after a few weeks/months. I will probably have to get some more at some point.

When I was young I was told you shouldn't tie your hair up with a rubber band. Breaks your hair or something.

Lots of women keep their nails short like if they play guitar for their fretting hand, or [redacted x rated content]

The question about sports seems very unrelated.
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I'd look very closely at how much virus is in your area. Then I'd still probably just forget about it if I lived in the US.

I haven't had mine cut for 4 months - maybe a bit more actually. Couldn't care less. I don't care what my hair looks like but I do care quite a bit about breathing.
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i just buzz cut my hair yesterday

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I cut own hair.

sheesh!!!I hate depending on mentally enslaved people to cut my hair. I recall having an African American barber as a child rough up my head with a clipper like he's trying to damage my brain or trying to give me Tarzan Tasmanian Devil style cut. This is why supercomputers shouldn't design a mind for a barber to cut human hair with a machine. That's deadly!

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Asking all the right questions. You have my vote for 2020 presidency.

Is it worth the risk to have a haircut?
I would kill a thousand elves to get a haircut

What would happen if people never cut their hair again?
One would assume that they would wax it all off instead

Do you own a ponytail holder (rubberband)?
No but I own a hair tie and a multitude of bobby pins hidden precariously around the house as a gift for my future self to find

Why don't women cut their nails short?
Because it's harder to pick your nose, obviously

Do nail polish chemicals seep into your blood and cause cancer?
Yes, that's why they advise against eating the liquid product

What percentage of beauty products are toxic?
Yes
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To me, it's not worth the risk at the moment. But then I normally would cut my hair something like twice per year, so the pandemic is not making much of a difference. If people never cut their hair again we'd go back to the 60s (or is it 80s?). I might own a ponytail holder, not sure what it is? If it's like a hair band, then I own lots. Most women don't cut the nails short so that gay girls could tell each other apart. Nail polish chemicals, in all likelihood, do not get into the blood, but they are totally toxic. Most beauty products are (but then, remember Paracelsus: dose makes the poison).

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And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player that strut's and fret's his hour upon the stage and is heard no more,
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Yes I guess he does some youtubing, I only discovered recently.






And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player that strut's and fret's his hour upon the stage and is heard no more,
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- Macbeth
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This is me. I even look a bit like jack black lol.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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