Asking all the right questions. You have my vote for 2020 presidency.
Is it worth the risk to have a haircut?
The risk is minimal. Unless you go with something bold. Still, you will live and hair will grow back. Almost certainly. Or will it?
What would happen if people never cut their hair again?
The great equaliser. If inc beards, men would finally look like men and women women.
Do you own a ponytail holder (rubberband)?
I do not!
Why don't women cut their nails short?
It's to assist them when they claw your heart out (as they inevitably will) (joking, sorta)
Do nail polish chemicals seep into your blood and cause cancer?
Probably only the more minor cancers
What percentage of beauty products are toxic?
Probably all of them to some degree, but then, whats toxic? I imagine a lot of things operate on a dose response curve, whereby a small reaction within the body probably is a good thing. For defences and so forth.
I, for one, would not be displeased with never going to a barber ever again.
I havent gone back. I cut my own hair now, the only difficult part is the back, but i have it messy on top so i can basically just hack away at it and it looks the same
hmm would I care if team sports are forever gone too? In the past I thought football should be changed to flag football, but maybe we should do away with team sports altogether.
I wouldn't miss them. People might be forced to join me in my persuits with no team sports to do or watch. Not that I have any persuits.