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Come up with some chat up lines


Mine is, are you a coffin? Because I want to be inside of you.

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Mine is did you see a moose cross the road, as I want some hair gel.
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Mine is, I'm vegan but I know you eat meat.
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1) "Wanna play with my joystick if you let me squeeze those lemons?"

2) "Can I have docking clearance for my battleship? Your hangar bay must be beautiful."


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Mine is, are you a coffin? Because I want to be inside of you.

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«But the thing that girls know best, is that glitter covers all the ugliness
And they know one thing above all the rest
Sparkle covers evilness
Shimmer covers all the mess
Glitter covers darkness»
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