Hello. I am running for president.
See you at the polls.
not really. I'd think of a few things to say before/as soon as I got there.
"hi, what are you drinking, and where do I get some?"
"hi. I see you have some food there. any left?" (this comes complete with what could be considered a social gaffe. i could then laugh adorably and say, I did *not* mean that the way it sounded....)
and so on.
Live Cage Free!!!! or, at least be wild caught.
You can rebuild your self-esteem. Rebuild it into a way that others cannot destroy it anymore.