I voted "other".
I don't go out of my way to get into arguments - usually I barely even have an opinion, or if I do I don't care to argue it with someone who's not going to change their mind anyway. Don't have the energy for that artificial drama.
But if I'm feeling really lonely or invisible or rejected etc. then I will sometimes inject snarky comments or start with some sarcastic stuff to try and get someone to take the bait and either:
a) talk to me so I'm getting some form of (negative) attention, or
b) insult me so I can can feel the sweet sweet pain that I think I deserve in my negative spiral of self hatred.
**** you and your mandatory custom signature.