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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 07-15-2019, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
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I can kiss girls within 5 seconds


I'm talking about chicks who are complete strangers and are extremely great looking.
I have probably the severest SA here. The fact people won't believe me is the best part lol
It took me almost 7 years to build up techniques and understandings to allow these fast make outs.

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So can I but I'll get arrested lol

Go then, there are other worlds than these.

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Respect women, if you are getting vibes she doesn't like you. Leave her alone.
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Interesting, any more of those top tips?

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I can get tip top tips within 5 seconds.

I need an iceblock.

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But can you kiss squirrels? That's real hard to do.
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The question is can you do it longer than 5 seconds?
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Bet I can kiss you within 5 seconds.
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You have the severest case of SA yet you get the most action by establishing if the target is hittable in under 5 seconds!
And to top it all off you remind us to respect women.

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So you just wander up to random women and kiss them?

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Well that’s interesting.

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post #13 of 21 (permalink) Old 07-15-2019, 06:34 PM Thread Starter
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I just posted this, cos i came a long way. Never expected to come this far.


My SA is still severe and it's still in all time high, i only have 1 friend. There is alot you can do in life with SA, it can't stop you.


Most girls i kiss, the conversation starts getting awkward cos the SA kicks in, then i eject.
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Is "awkward" the only thing thats the problem?
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What?




Assuming you're not a troll... pray tell how you go about this on a regular basis?

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I did that once at a crowded bar in Brazil. Didn't even talk to him beforehand. Still not sure how that happened. He said he didn't know I was American.
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You have the severest case of SA yet you get the most action by establishing if the target is hittable in under 5 seconds!
And to top it all off you remind us to respect women.


That was one of the better movies he was in. I wonder if he was bat**** crazy then or if that happened later because of drugs or something? He was a funny dude back in the day.

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The question is can you do it longer than 5 seconds?

All people should ask if other wants to kiss and also warn if they use tongue. People are different in kissing ways and styles. I cannot kiss with strangers at all, I need to be emotionally connected to kiss.

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But I do love kissing and 5 seconds is too less. Also I am a tongue person. A kiss without the tongue fits for friends. Just imo. I do know a lot of people, sometimes I feel most of people don't like tongue kissing. I have not make a study about it irl but people usually answer more gross and no tongue in polls and surveys etc.


I don't even bother to kiss without a tongue, I can kiss my dog then if that is just a little touch with lips. Praise in human in kissing is the suck which is able to remove your inner organs out of their places .

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post #19 of 21 (permalink) Old 07-21-2019, 02:22 AM
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I can kiss guys faster than that, before they even realize my gender. Get on my level rookie.

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