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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-26-2020, 01:41 AM Thread Starter
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Cringy Snowflake has arrived


Hello,



I hope my time here will be fruitful, and I hope that my messages will multiply.



I hope to respectfully commiserate with others. I hope to improve how socially crippled I am. I am not optimistic this will occur, but where else is there for me to go?



That said, I am cringy and I am a snowflake. Please forebear my social awkwardness and general deficiencies. I am merely a human who has been crippled by bullying and frequent rejection.



I have attempted to overcome "my" issues, and have met with some success, but like Sisyphus forever rolling that boulder up that hill, only to see it roll back down, all the progress I've made has rolled back down my hill of misery to splatter me into pieces that may never adequately be put back together.



I will try to accomplish this, although I fear it will be futile. It is my boulder or cross to bear. Please offer me a cup of refreshing equanimity and a plate of ambrosia while I accomplish this. Please do not whip me. My back is already ravaged and scarred.



Oh, how melodramatic. Go ahead -- Cringe! Cringe at the mighty snowflake! Or laugh. You know, whatever. "Cringy Snowflake Clown" would have been a more apposite self-deprecating username. Oh well.



My self-pity knows no bounds. It is part of the boulder I must persevere in travailing back up that hill. It is the splinters that dig deep into my skin as I bear my cross. But maybe there is yet hope on my "hero's journey." Sysiphus's struggles may have been futile, but perhaps my other cringy analogy will give me hope of a resurrection to self-actualization.


Anyway, I wonder if writing this out will bear fruit? How many people actually look at these introductions?



I look forward to meeting many of you fine people.
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Hey Cringy Snowflake, welcome to SAS.
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Thank you, Toad Licker. I'm delighted to make your acquaintance.
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Anyway, I wonder if writing this out will bear fruit? How many people actually look at these introductions?



I look forward to meeting many of you fine people.
ahem, i do. also, lol, that is so kind of you iui

anyway! hello C: i enjoy your prose n_n i hope your time here bears many orchards
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ahem, i do. also, lol, that is so kind of you iui

anyway! hello C: i enjoy your prose n_n i hope your time here bears many orchards
May Fortune smile down upon you to award your beneficence. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
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Excellent name. I did cringe a little bit a few paragraphs in, so I just wanted to say good job.
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Excellent name. I did cringe a little bit a few paragraphs in, so I just wanted to say good job.

LOL! How droll of you. Thank you. That is high praise.
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Excellent name. I did cringe a little bit a few paragraphs in, so I just wanted to say good job.

LOL! How droll of you. Thank you. That is high praise.
No problem. You take a joke well for a snowflake. Welcome..
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