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Your SAS pick up line


Guys of SAS, how do you get grills on here to throw their wet panties at you?

Girls of SAS, how do you do you get guys to throw their sweaty boxers at you?

Here's mine:

Hey bby, wanna know why they call me a Caesar?

JUST DO IT, ******
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Hey bby, wanna know why they call me a Caesar?

cos you want me to toss your salad? O-o
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cos you want me to toss your salad? O-o
This guy gets it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Hey girl, you wanna come read the expansive ouevre of Plato with me? It doesn't have to be... platonic.

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This guy gets it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i still aint gunna ew gross
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Hey girl, you wanna come read the expansive ouevre of Plato with me? It doesn't have to be... platonic.
maybe not, but can we still go greek? ;3
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hi

nobody exists on purpose. nobody belongs anywhere. everybody's gonna die ~~

If you like pina coladas and gettin caught in the rain, follow me on Twitter @audreytheworst . I never talk about pina coladas or rain. But surely you like other stuff. If you don't, get some other interests already, geez.
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I swear I won't desperately grope you like a guy from Craigslist.

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i call bull****.

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Let's plot a course.

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I swear I won't desperately grope you like a guy from Craigslist.
DEAD.

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this what I heard:

"****in shozet, then gizet qj mi kur"

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