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I found a quality breeder and now I need to come up with names for some baby rats. Rats leave mama rat at the tender age of 6 weeks.

These would be male rats, so go for something masculine. Males are more sedate and I've always had boys. You'd have to be blind to not ID the gender of a rat as these little guys have absolutely GIGANTIC balls -- which they will never use. Quite as waste as they have to drag these huge things around for life. Despite never meeting any girls, they groom endlessly, just in case they meet a cute girl. Or any girl.

Previous rats have had names inspired by guns & Iron Maiden. Bruce & Ruger, then Blaze & Eddie, then Dan & Wesson (top quality handguns; no relation to Smith & Wesson. S&W is just too generic & obvious IMO. Only true "gun nuts" know Dan Wesson.

I always hair pairs before, though I now have the largest cage made to house four boys. When you only have a pair the surviving rat seems so depressed when his cage-mate & best friend dies. A whole family of rats would seem to help solve that problem. After one rat passes, I can introduce the old guys to one or two babies and keep the rat family going forever.

One will be named Axl. Now I need three more names.
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I'm not impressed by guitarists. The front man is the one that really matters. Thus, previous rats Bruce (Dickinson) & Blaze (Bayley) of Iron Maiden.
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Lugnut -- On account of he's lugging his, well, huge nuts around..

However, this name might need to be reserved and knighted to the rat with the largest testicals in all the land.
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